Friday, December 7, 2018

Hamburger Meat

Such is a point of life being all dressed up to be in a corn field.
What? Well if your Dillard's is closing in your small town that has nothing
because they make nothing the question pops up why was it there in the 
first place? And so why dress up? Why not get out and show your 
"Hamburger Meat!" 

~~~~~Hamburger meat
Regional to shore areas of South Jersey, some residents (late teens to early thirties) often use "hamburger meat" as a euphemism for chest hair. Hamburger meat is an especially prominent feature of French Canadian tourists, as are speedos. Hamburger meat is also used to point out when a man has obviously taken great lengths to display his man mane, i.e. - unbuttoning polo style shirt completely, and flattening the collar to maximize fluff effect.
Ex. 1 
Worker 1 - Damn, dude..... Did you see that guy that just left the hotel lobby? 
Worker 2 - Yeah, he had his hamburger meat hangin out over his grape smugglers. 
Ex. 2 
Hotel guest 1 - I won't be coming back here. The dirty worker guy keeps leering at my wife... 
Hotel guest 2 - Yeah, he struts around the pool trying to impress everyone with his hamburger meat.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hamburger%20meat

~~~~~Walmart Hamburger Meat? Yes Walmart said it so it's official!
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/hamburger-meat